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The Met Office put us on a “red alert”
They’ve had too many noise complaints
It’s not as shit as everyone says
It’s basically stalking
It may as well be Mordor
They’re very enthused
He was awarded the degree in 1993
So that’s what those creepy sheds are in the woods