10/10 would recommend the clubbers of the week to a friend
Are we human? Or are we dancers?
Oli DugmoreThe seasons come and go but the clubbers of the week, they never change.
Collector of avian souls of the week
Ducks go to hell too
The age of men is over
The time of the girl gang has come
Most unorthodox chin of the week
Oh wait
A bear has seen the beginning and the end, the creation and the rapture, nirvana and eternal suffering
But he wants you to have a good time
Guillotine choke of the week
You need to go Gable grip if you want to get the tap there bro
Meek tattoo customer of week
“Yeah, so I’ll just carry this little number up onto your face okay mate?”
Shaman of the week
When I summon Cthulu, the clubbers of the week will know true fear
Ted Bundy of the week
I’m pretty sure he’s killed
Bonus Film and TV crossovers round
Starsky and Hutch vs Football Factory
Derek from Step Brothers and Rodney Trotter doing I’m not sure what
A man with misplaced sexual enthusiasm
But aren’t you going to burn yourself Bob
Baby back ribs of the week
But what if she doesn’t want to get in your belly
The luckiest giraffe in the world
Leave him alone
Bard of the week
The prophecy foretold that if the lute of Kukundu was ever played, the world would be bathed in the fire of a thousand suns
Digital migrants of the week
No, guys, you’re meant to put your thumb on the home button to unlock the phone
Squad of the week
You guys don’t get it do you
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Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight