This video of a monkey on a bike dragging a girl is the wildest thing on Twitter rn

How is this real?

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Hi! This is your daily bulletin introducing you to the best meme on Twitter today. Ta-Dah! It’s a video of a monkey dragging a girl through an alleyway. The maddest part? The monkey is riding a motorbike.

The video is, quite frankly, unbelievable. Watch it below:

Did this monkey just… cruise in on a motorcycle, snatched the toddler and dragged it like a feather?… im not sure what to think pic.twitter.com/YKAKfsK8aS

— ESSENTIAL Julia Song (@realjuliasong) May 4, 2020

Unreal, right? The way the monkey not only manages to ride an actual bike, the way there just so happens to exist a bike small enough for the monkey to ride it, but also the incomprehensible upper body strength it must have taken to log that child a good five metres away from her mates before it stops. Slow motion footage seems to suggest the monkey was attached to a rope. Is there a greater conspiracy at work here?

No, you saw a monkey being dragged by the neck with a rope pic.twitter.com/3oMpJnFoLx

— Mikey (@M_1_K_3_Y_) May 4, 2020

The monkey is not actively riding the bike. This guy pulls the monkey with a leash which speeds up the bike. The monkey also looks like it holds onto the child like it's saying "SAVE ME PLEASE" while getting dragged back by the guy with the leash. You can even SEE the leash. pic.twitter.com/TJKFb7eR7s

— James 'karboN' V. (@karbonUP) May 4, 2020

I have many questions for how and why this happened: Why, for one, does the child not seem to give a single shit about what’s happening to it? Maybe it was just ready to go. Why have more videos of monkeys-on-leashes-on-bikes come flooding onto the timeline? Is this a real thing that happens? Was there beef between the child and the monkey? Did the child call the monkey’s mother a SLAG????

A lot to think about, but now is not the time to get into it. Now is the time to revel in its majesty. Go on, watch the video again – I’ll leave it below.

So this monkey pulled up in a Monkey Benz to kidnap a child!! 😱 pic.twitter.com/AJisxpGMkC

— 🇳🇬 OMO NAIJA 👑 (@Cele__Audu) May 5, 2020

Not satisfied? FINE here are all the best memes and reactions to that incredibly wild video.

All the best memes and reactions to the viral motorbike monkey dragging girl video

I mean, the kid doesn't seem phased AT ALL. Like a monkey riding a bike isn't enough to blow your mind, then certainly the monkey trying to drag you off would be…and don't get me started on the nonchalant adult who just strolls up to intervene. What the ever-loving F?

— MrsC👑 (@funnygirlinTN65) May 4, 2020

How that monkey pulled up to drag that baby pic.twitter.com/NoR3ZNLFsL

— kairianna (@kairianna_) May 5, 2020

imagine going bout your day then BOOM here comes a fucken monkey boutta drag yo ass

— alex (@b0ttomless_pit) May 4, 2020

The monkey on its way to drag the child off that bench pic.twitter.com/XtWmu7PpeA

— stream claws 🙈 (@chthonicbitch) May 4, 2020

Sis said “Goo-Goo Gah- Gah”

Then the monkey was all like
“OOH- OOH Ah-Ah”

Next thing you know the baby getting dragged down the street

— Cash App Hates Me ♉️ (@DonCorleoney) May 4, 2020